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Playlist September 3rd, 2009: NEW NEW NEW!

After last week's absence I found it necessary to bring us all up to date on the NEW metal that has come out in past weeks/has yet to be released. That includes new Megadeth, 3 Inches of Blood and Tenet. We also featured MetalBeard's Bearded Bands by givin' you some education on Brazilian metal. Oh, and Ronnie James Dio hit us with his classic "Ooh Poo Pah Doo."

The Sledge (Rock (Loud)) with Timothy Sledge 09.03.2009 10:30PM to 12:30AM

1. Saxon "Princess of the Night" from "Denim and Leather"
2. Judas Priest "Hell Bent for Leather" from "Hell Bent for Leather"
3. Iron Maiden "Phantom of the Opera" from "Iron Maiden"
4. Megadeth "Dialectic Chaos" from "Endgame" New
5. Megadeth "This Day We Fight!" from "Endgame" New
6. 3 Inches of Blood "Premonition of Pain" from "Advance and Vanquish"
7. 3 Inches of Blood "Silent Killer" from "Here Waits Thy Doom" New
8. Howl "And The Gnawing..." from "Howl" New
9. Municipal Waste "Wrong Answer" from "Massive Aggressive" New
10. Havok "Afterburner" from "Burn" New
11. Strapping Young Lad "Far Beyond Metal" from "No Sleep 'Til Bed Time"
12. Tenet "Being and Nothingness" from "Sovereign" New
13. Sepultura "Troops of Doom" from "Schizophrenia" -- MetalBeard's Bearded Bands
14. Krisiun "Minotaur" from "Southern Storm" -- MetalBeard's Bearded Bands
15. Evilwar "Bleeding in Shades" from "Bleeding in the Shades of Baphomet" -- MetalBeard's Bearded Bands
16. Hibria "A Kingdom to Share" from "Defying the Rules" -- MetalBeard's Bearded Bands
17. Vougan "Endless Nightmare" from "Mind Exceeding" -- MetalBeard's Bearded Bands
18. Judas Priest "Riding On The Wind" from "Touch of Evil" New
19. Heaven and Hell "Double the Pain" from "The Devil You Know"
20. Ronnie Dio & the Prophets "Ooh-poo-pah-doo" from "The Ooh-poo-pah-doo"
21. White Wizzard "High Speed GTO" from "Heavy Metal Killers"
22. Megadeth "Headcrusher" from "Endgame" New
23. 3 Inches of Blood "Battles and Brotherhood" from "Here Waits Thy Doom" New
24. Municipal Waste "Relentless Threat" from "Massive Aggressive" New
25. Bigelf "The Evils of Rock n Roll" from "Cheat The Gallows" New

Tonight on THE SLEDGE!

...Lots and lots and lots of new shit. We're gonna hit you with new Megadeth, new 3 Inches of Blood, new Howl, new Tenet. HOLY SHIT!!!! Don't be a bitch and miss it.

WRONG!

Municipal Waste just released this kick ass video for the single "Wrong Answer" off of Massive Aggressive. I love it when a kick ass band doesn't take themselves too seriously.

Review: Endgame Restarts Megadeth

Endgame kicks off with a ripping instrumental of trade off solos between Dave Mustang and lead guitarist Chris Broderick showing right from the get-go that Megadeth is back and not fucking around.

The lead track, "Dialectic Chaos" jumps directly into "This Day We Fight!" and feels like the pace picks up even more. This is classic Megadeth Speed Metal. It's no surprise I'm two tracks in and I already like Endgame about a billion times more than the abomination that is United Abominations.

This album has everything: Songs about fighting, guns, fast cars, the economy, torture, insanity (can you have a Megadeth album without a song about insanity?). Oh and there's a love song and an acoustic song, but hey, we all know Dave has his sensitive side.

That all said, Dave Mustang's lyrics are actually kind of good. Although they do get a little cheesy on the title track "Endgame" which details in Sci-Fi fashion the end of Democracy in America. As for Dave's vocals, I guess you're either a fan or you're not.

The shining star of this album without a doubt is "Headcrusher." Pre-released months ago, "Headcrusher" quite truthfully blew everyone away. Right from the get go it slams your face against a brink wall and refuses to relent.

Master shredder Chris Broderick puts his balls to the wall for his deput Megadeth album and injects a bout of fresh energy into the band.



I give Endgame Four out of Five Hammers.

Kirk Is The Most Sensitive.

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What's The Deal With Norse Mythology?

Ok, I'm really unsure why I find this so funny.

Coming soon...

...album reviews for Megadeth's Endgame, Municipal Waste's Massive Aggressive and 3 Inches of Blood's Here Waits Thy Doom. Stay tuned!

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